Ok, let me yield up front… LOL. As I get older… I can honestly say that my tendency is to become more cynical. I don’t like it… but it is happening. I am no longer the little boy being driven to my grandparents house for Christmas Eve. My brother is not sitting next to me… just as excited as I am… and my parents are not there in the front seat driving us there. I still remember those Christmases past. My brother and I, as my Dad’s parents only grandchildren, were spoiled this time of year. I have always stated that Ghengis Khan never saw such a “golden hoard”. In my family, I was always the first one who wanted to put up the Christmas tree (much to my brother’s embarrassment) and I was always glued to the TV set to watch Rudolph, Frosty, and whatever other Christmas show was on. If all this is true…. then why am I warning you off of office Christmas parties?
Well, first… let me remind you of the Seven Deadly Sins. Do you remember them? Wrath, Greed, Sloth, Pride, Lust, Envy, and Gluttony are they. Well, just because Jesus came over 2000 years ago to save us from Sin… does not mean that these Cardinal Sins / Capital Vices have gone away. If you don’t believe me… go to your office holiday party!
Over the last few years… I have seen many horrible things go on at office holiday parties. After seeing it all do down, as it were, I realize that these parties more closely favor “Festival”… from the Star Trek Original Series episode entitled “Return of the Archons”, than a true Christmas holiday party. In case you missed the Star Trek reference… these modern parties more resemble orgiastic revelry than a celebration of Christmas. I know that a lot of that has to do with the presence of sweet treats… and the whole secularization of the feast of Christ Mass…. but I wonder if a few Christmas carols wouldn’t be all that bad.
I submit to you…. that there is no place more favored for an office bully to manifest themselves… than at the office holiday party. Why? Because, they see this as a prime opportunity to seize control of the plans and make their co-workers pay dearly. Kind of sad… but often seems true. They can rule the holiday committee with an iron fist…. telling the rest of the poor mortals what to do, how to do it, and when it must be done. Add to the party… the much maligned “chinese gift exchange”… and you have a control freak’s dream… and the average quiet person’s worst nightmare!
I got a notice today about my office party… and I just deleted it as soon as it came. I got another e-mail asking about my preferences on another holiday party… I just deleted that too. Not very into seeing the 7 Capital Vices appear before me in the flesh! Greed, Envy, Lust, gluttony, and envy didn’t have anything on that party last year. even though there was a $15 limit on gift to be exchanged via the Chinese gift exchange, people went all out! [PRIDE]. They bought multi-bottle alcohol gift sets… which got stolen, restolen, and stolen again! [GREED, ENVY, LUST]. Everybody was so wrapped up in the food and the sport of the gift exchange [GLUTTONY] that things got out of hand. Comments were said… and in spite of the laughter… I am sure that feelings were hurt.
I choose to see Jesus Christ in the season that carries his name… and to remember “The Reason for the Season”. I don’t want to focus on the base emotions that ‘orginal sin’ fans the flames of our destruction. Instead… I want to concentrate on “the Light of the World” coming to us… illuminating our path to salvation!
A subset of the holiday party… is the Thanksgiving pot-luck lunch. that is where you bring in a part of the meal to contribute to a bounty… where we should be thankful for all that we have. we all sit around… have a serving of what everybody has prepared… and appreciate out coworkers, and the many blessings that we enjoy. unfortunately, these parties have a dark side as well. I experienced a dark side of this phenomenon. I brought food in to a holiday party…. and people made rude comments about what I brought in. (In this case, pumpkin bread) Instead of passing it over, many people present had to tell everybody and carry on how they were sure it was ‘nasty’. It must be I guess, because a loser like me made it! LOL. Anyway… when they were packing up the food to put in the office refrigerator so that they could have it in the next days that followed, I marveled at how delicious it looked, how wonderful it smelled, and lamented that I was the only one who ate any. Oh well, I just picked the plate up… and went to the garbage can and dumped the plate clean. After I accomplished the “necessary” deed, people started chastising me (as people are prone to do). They demanded to know what I was doing… throwing away food? I told them that all of you were telling me how gross the pumpkin bread was… and how you would not touch it, let alone consume any…. so I thought I was doing a favor for my coworkers… by throwing it out”.
Many stood there looking at me…. mouths gaping wide open and eyes startled. I just simply took my plate, and left. Ever since that moment… I have been more critical of these types of events… and the overall pettiness of the people who attend them. I am saddened by the lack of manners that people show these days. It is tough enough in this world to keep a positive outlook in this world… without actively seeking out situations where this task is made even harder.
So, be warned… of the evil that lurks in the hearts of those blinded by greed (and the chinese gift exchange). In the immortal words of Scrooge… “You keep Christmas in your own way, and I will keep it in mine!”. Joy to the World, the Lord has come!
[Dedicated to V]
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